Post by Teddy Bear on Mar 3, 2015 19:49:00 GMT
Since the BBC has blocked out any dynamics that would see them making creative and interesting programmes they've borrowed an idea from Norway realising they can provide hours of TV viewing for very little cost and offer their viewers an excuse for doing so.
Anybody who would actually watch a barge going downstream for hours, instead of going out for a country walk themselves, really needs their head examined, but this is what the BBC think of as quality TV.
What bullshit will they come up with next?
Anybody who would actually watch a barge going downstream for hours, instead of going out for a country walk themselves, really needs their head examined, but this is what the BBC think of as quality TV.
What bullshit will they come up with next?
Not exactly fast-forward: BBC launches 'slow TV' season that includes two-hour film of a canal boat trip with no voiceover
By Mark Duell for MailOnline
An uninterrupted two-hour canal boat journey might not be the sort of thing you’d normally sit down to watch on TV.
But it will feature with a three-hour tour of the National Gallery and half-hour shows on traditional craftsmanship in a new BBC series of programmes shot in real time, designed to relax viewers.
The concept has been inspired by ‘slow TV’ in Norway, which in recent years has included a seven-hour recording of a train journey, a five-day programme on boat travel and 12 hours on knitting.
The three programmes will dispense with editing, voice overs and music. Viewers will be able to tune in to The Canal, a journey down one of Britain’s historic waterways.
It will feature the sights and sounds of wildlife and the tow path as the boat passes, giving facts about the canal as captions in the landscape.
National Gallery will be a three-hour behind the scenes tour of the gallery with Frederick Wiseman – again, with no voiceover, but taking viewers from board room meetings to exhibition spaces.
Make presents three half-hour programmes showing traditional craftsmanship as skilled workers make items including a steel knife and a wooden chair.
BBC Four channel editor Cassian Harrison said: ‘This surprising selection of programmes is the antithesis to the general direction much of television is going in.
The reaction to the announcement of the series - called BBC Four Goes Slow - today on Twitter was mixed. Producer Chuck Thomas joked: 'It's only a matter of time until ITV2 commissions Watching Paint Dry.'
But Olympia Brown, science learning manager at the Royal Institution, said: 'Love that Cassian Harrison is doing slow TV on BBC 4. Including three hours of traditional craftmanship!'
The idea for slow TV began in Norway in 2009 when producers decided to broadcast the whole journey of a long train line that runs from Oslo to Bergen to celebrate its 100th anniversary.
Slow TV shows, which are known as ‘Sakte-TV’ in Norwegian, have also included a 134-hour boat trip from Bergen to Kirkenes, and a 24-hour broadcast of the first day of the salmon fishing season.
- BBC Four Goes Slow series also features three-hour National Gallery tour
- Third programme will see half-hour shows on traditional craftsmanship
- Series designed to relax viewers has been inspired by 'slow TV' in Norway
- This has included 12 hours on knitting and a seven-hour train journey
By Mark Duell for MailOnline
An uninterrupted two-hour canal boat journey might not be the sort of thing you’d normally sit down to watch on TV.
But it will feature with a three-hour tour of the National Gallery and half-hour shows on traditional craftsmanship in a new BBC series of programmes shot in real time, designed to relax viewers.
The concept has been inspired by ‘slow TV’ in Norway, which in recent years has included a seven-hour recording of a train journey, a five-day programme on boat travel and 12 hours on knitting.
The three programmes will dispense with editing, voice overs and music. Viewers will be able to tune in to The Canal, a journey down one of Britain’s historic waterways.
It will feature the sights and sounds of wildlife and the tow path as the boat passes, giving facts about the canal as captions in the landscape.
National Gallery will be a three-hour behind the scenes tour of the gallery with Frederick Wiseman – again, with no voiceover, but taking viewers from board room meetings to exhibition spaces.
Make presents three half-hour programmes showing traditional craftsmanship as skilled workers make items including a steel knife and a wooden chair.
BBC Four channel editor Cassian Harrison said: ‘This surprising selection of programmes is the antithesis to the general direction much of television is going in.
‘Slowing everything right down gives us the time to really observe things as they happen, and this series of programmes celebrates the simple pleasures of life in the slow lane.’
The reaction to the announcement of the series - called BBC Four Goes Slow - today on Twitter was mixed. Producer Chuck Thomas joked: 'It's only a matter of time until ITV2 commissions Watching Paint Dry.'
But Olympia Brown, science learning manager at the Royal Institution, said: 'Love that Cassian Harrison is doing slow TV on BBC 4. Including three hours of traditional craftmanship!'
The idea for slow TV began in Norway in 2009 when producers decided to broadcast the whole journey of a long train line that runs from Oslo to Bergen to celebrate its 100th anniversary.
Slow TV shows, which are known as ‘Sakte-TV’ in Norwegian, have also included a 134-hour boat trip from Bergen to Kirkenes, and a 24-hour broadcast of the first day of the salmon fishing season.
