Post by indikit on Oct 17, 2007 10:58:33 GMT
Can I just take this opportunity to pour salt onto the wounds of the 10% of the BBC who are about to lose their jobs, by saying how much pleasure and delight it gives me to know that 10% of those cowering, lefty simpletons are going to be pulled from the over-funded teats of BBC and thrown back into the real world.
Still not to worry, as I'm sure Mummy and Daddy, and all your 'meeja' uni nepotistic friends will help you secure a fresh job elsewhere in telly land where you can infect the British public further with your own unique brand of talentless, uncreative, unimaginative visual swill.
As 10% of the workforce will be shed, does this mean that the BBC will be 10% more shit than usual? Not a bit of it. Because we all know the first in the firing line will be all the heterosexual white males or those who dared to show even the remotest of conservative attitudes, or those who posses any ounce of skill or talent (if that's even possible) within the BBC.
All the bunny huggers, terrorist sympathizers and ethnic 'majorities' will of course find themselves in full receipt of their publicly funded "employment benefits", where they are free to propagate their malign politics on behalf of any minority group with an axe to grind.
Which is good news again, because with these job losses, the BBC will be plunged back into it's totalitarian dark age as they reinforce their lefty mindset even harder, and in a few more years we can look forward to the public turning against them even more and the next 10% being booted out on their fat, lazy, overpaid, self-deluded arses.
Here's to the next 90%!!! Champagne all round!!!
As a footnote, how many of these spoiled, arrogant middle-class tosspots remaining do you think will continue to bash their hippy agendas onto us knowing that as a result they could lose their fat wage packets and those gloriously large houses in their all white home counties neighbourhoods in the next few years?
I'll give you a clue...It has a zero in it...
Still not to worry, as I'm sure Mummy and Daddy, and all your 'meeja' uni nepotistic friends will help you secure a fresh job elsewhere in telly land where you can infect the British public further with your own unique brand of talentless, uncreative, unimaginative visual swill.
As 10% of the workforce will be shed, does this mean that the BBC will be 10% more shit than usual? Not a bit of it. Because we all know the first in the firing line will be all the heterosexual white males or those who dared to show even the remotest of conservative attitudes, or those who posses any ounce of skill or talent (if that's even possible) within the BBC.
All the bunny huggers, terrorist sympathizers and ethnic 'majorities' will of course find themselves in full receipt of their publicly funded "employment benefits", where they are free to propagate their malign politics on behalf of any minority group with an axe to grind.
Which is good news again, because with these job losses, the BBC will be plunged back into it's totalitarian dark age as they reinforce their lefty mindset even harder, and in a few more years we can look forward to the public turning against them even more and the next 10% being booted out on their fat, lazy, overpaid, self-deluded arses.
Here's to the next 90%!!! Champagne all round!!!
As a footnote, how many of these spoiled, arrogant middle-class tosspots remaining do you think will continue to bash their hippy agendas onto us knowing that as a result they could lose their fat wage packets and those gloriously large houses in their all white home counties neighbourhoods in the next few years?
I'll give you a clue...It has a zero in it...
